The Pergatory special
Are you worried you might have to spend a little extra time in Pergatory washing off those hard to rinse sins? Well, fret no more, because if you travel to Lourdes within the next year the Pope is going to personally see to it that you spend less time in Pergatory. Certain restrictions apply. Not combinable with other offers. Offer ends December 8, 2008.
Wow. I thought the Catholic Church quit doing this kind of stuff a long time ago. I can’t believe they’re still trying to dupe people with after-death offers.
Hat tip to Isaiah.











I knew you’d put your copywriting skills to great use!
On a serious note, though, this is just sickening, but sad.
God bless, and Shalom!